Three hundred and six point three miles. Sixteen limbs. Eight eyes. Forty eight pairs of ribs. Forty one dollars of pretzels, cinnamon pecans, and pull n peel twizzlers. Three sun hats. Two queen beds. One magnet in one black bag that relentlessly demagnetized six hotel keys. Two frozen custards. One hazelnut truffle. Two hundred UV altering nail polish bottles. Two games of March white elephant: one XXL pirate coloring book, four broken crayons, ninety two temporary tattoos, two pink piglets with quarter slots. SPF 100. One photo booth. One beef chimichanga from Pancho and Lefty's. One apple empanada. One order of fried ice cream. Two tacos. Four hours and fifty four minutes for one degree of weather change. One chemistry exam in seven minutes, missed two. One phantom sunburn. Two days left. Please stall Thursday.